BloodyMaryPrayer
selflessdockers:

x


"Oh my god, I can’t believe she said ‘whoremonger’!"

selflessdockers:

x

"Oh my god, I can’t believe she said ‘whoremonger’!"

Guess who’s been getting angry text messages from Imelda since yesterday.

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

batwings79:

monajo7:

samanthastrickler:

monajo7:

samanthastrickler:

peekaboochelsie:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

peekaboochelsie:

Guys, I’ve got to make two cakes for a xxx party tomorrow. I can’t decorate a cake to save my life but I’m going to try….My question to you is…should I color the icing one baby blue one pink? Should I make a his and hers cake???? Any ideas?

@monajo7
Oh my gosh!!!! Effing auto correct gets me every time!!! It’s not that kind of party!!!! I’d end up giving my mother in law a heart attack and my father in law’s reaction would be interesting as he has dementia and for some reason he’s become a little horny perv, haha!!!! Oh my word I typed this out loud!!! Only you mona!!!!

What??? You’re the one who put triple X party ;) hee hee

I can’t believe I effing boosted XXX…Oh my gosh!!!!!! You just had yo jump on that one haha
monajo7
!!!!!

Your autocorrect is always plotting against you ;) hee hee

I know…it posted boosted???? I didn’t mean to type boosted!! I hate this thing!!!

Who wants yo come to the xxx anniversary party for my in-laws 50th wedding anniversary???? Haha…@monajo7?
emmajane44
anyone?????

I’m game! Bahaha!

I’ll jump out of the cake! I think you’re gonna need a bigger cake ;) hahaha

I’m coming just to see Mona jump out of the cake! Atta girl!

I’ll buy new tassels….hee hee ;)

Ooh-ooh!!  NEW TASSELS!!  Count me in!!

Isn’t the 50th the Golden anniversary? They shall be golden tassels!! Hahaha

Oh my gosh…My husband isn’t allowed to come to the party now Mona… He may react like he did with that incident!!!!

Oh he definitely would. He is a boob man after all ;) hee hee

Haha…he’s a boon man that married a girl with no boobs!!! I just broke the square cake…I have to bake another cake…FML!!!!!  The square one effing BROKE..THANK GOD I’M AN INSOMNIAC!!!

Haha. A boon man? Do I have a boon? And shitballs!!!! Stupid square cake from hell! Just go buy one and tell them you made it. Get one of those frozen Peppridge Farm cakes and just take there all in the box and be like..TADA!!!  Hahaha :)

Haha!!! Boon Damn it!!!!! Haha!!! I should have bought it but they love my cake so much…It’s a pain in the ass to make so we only have it on special occassions…Stupid, stupid cake!!!

I wish I was there to help…..and by help, I mean eat the broken cake, entertain you, and drink wine while I watch you bake :) xoxo

AWE!!!! What a friend!!! That’s all.I’d need you to do anyway…I hate when people get in my way in the kitchen haha!!

Holy shit that looks delicious (sorry to interrupt)

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

batwings79:

monajo7:

samanthastrickler:

monajo7:

samanthastrickler:

peekaboochelsie:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

monajo7:

peekaboochelsie:

peekaboochelsie:

Guys, I’ve got to make two cakes for a xxx party tomorrow. I can’t decorate a cake to save my life but I’m going to try….My question to you is…should I color the icing one baby blue one pink? Should I make a his and hers cake???? Any ideas?

@monajo7
Oh my gosh!!!! Effing auto correct gets me every time!!! It’s not that kind of party!!!! I’d end up giving my mother in law a heart attack and my father in law’s reaction would be interesting as he has dementia and for some reason he’s become a little horny perv, haha!!!! Oh my word I typed this out loud!!! Only you mona!!!!

What??? You’re the one who put triple X party ;) hee hee

I can’t believe I effing boosted XXX…Oh my gosh!!!!!! You just had yo jump on that one haha
monajo7
!!!!!

Your autocorrect is always plotting against you ;) hee hee

I know…it posted boosted???? I didn’t mean to type boosted!! I hate this thing!!!

Who wants yo come to the xxx anniversary party for my in-laws 50th wedding anniversary???? Haha…@monajo7?
emmajane44
anyone?????

I’m game! Bahaha!

I’ll jump out of the cake! I think you’re gonna need a bigger cake ;) hahaha

I’m coming just to see Mona jump out of the cake! Atta girl!

I’ll buy new tassels….hee hee ;)

Ooh-ooh!!  NEW TASSELS!!  Count me in!!

Isn’t the 50th the Golden anniversary? They shall be golden tassels!! Hahaha

Oh my gosh…My husband isn’t allowed to come to the party now Mona… He may react like he did with that incident!!!!

Oh he definitely would. He is a boob man after all ;) hee hee

Haha…he’s a boon man that married a girl with no boobs!!! I just broke the square cake…I have to bake another cake…FML!!!!! The square one effing BROKE..THANK GOD I’M AN INSOMNIAC!!!

Haha. A boon man? Do I have a boon? And shitballs!!!! Stupid square cake from hell! Just go buy one and tell them you made it. Get one of those frozen Peppridge Farm cakes and just take there all in the box and be like..TADA!!! Hahaha :)

Haha!!! Boon Damn it!!!!! Haha!!! I should have bought it but they love my cake so much…It’s a pain in the ass to make so we only have it on special occassions…
Stupid, stupid cake!!!

I wish I was there to help…..and by help, I mean eat the broken cake, entertain you, and drink wine while I watch you bake :) xoxo

AWE!!!! What a friend!!! That’s all.I’d need you to do anyway…I hate when people get in my way in the kitchen haha!!

Holy shit that looks delicious (sorry to interrupt)

terriejane:

Behind the Scenes 

Pictures from Nick BriggsVanity FairPBSTHR or Just Jared.

For a minute I thought Sophie McShera was absentmindedly shelling peas off-camera.

Is this like Robin Hood where the lost boys have to imagine the food to make it real?

Is this like Robin Hood where the lost boys have to imagine the food to make it real?

Allen Leech strikes me as a fun guy to hang out with.

Allen Leech strikes me as a fun guy to hang out with.

reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

I kinda feel like I win this one…?

New chapter time!*

*this chapter is in no way based on Beyonce

angel-princess-anna:

Anna and Bates Moments »Series 4, Episode 6

"Your husband is a brooder. And brooders brood.""Then brood about me."



Brood: verb - to think deeply about something that makes one unhappy.synonyms:	worry, fret, agonize, mope, sulk*Dammit Fellowes. You make no sense.

angel-princess-anna:

Anna and Bates Moments »
Series 4, Episode 6

"Your husband is a brooder. And brooders brood."
"Then brood about me."

Brood: verb - to think deeply about something that makes one unhappy.
synonyms: worry, fret, agonize, mope, sulk

*Dammit Fellowes. You make no sense.